So, back in Illinois, you have a woman who speaks to angels going nuts over city-wide WiFi in Naperville.
She is apparently afraid of all forms of electromagnetic radiation. Or maybe even any radiation, as she says “Any device which emits radiation is hazardous to your health.” Apparently, despite her vast knowledge of this technology, she doesn’t realize that this includes, well, visible light.
Or maybe she does.
She’s a vampire!