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I just bought one of those memory foam mattresses. It’s nice and squishy.

Today, I was thinking about this purchase and I can’t explain why I bought it. I have enough troubles getting out of bed, I don’t need things making it more comfortable.

I need to install spikes or something.

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  1. cc cc

    Have you ever seen wallace and gromit? You should do that, and then not eat cheese…

  2. eviljim eviljim

    I really don’t think I understand the order you used those words in.

    Err, “in which you used them”? “Them in which you used?”

  3. shane shane

    “in which you used those words”

  4. eviljim eviljim


  5. shane shane

    you could steal some spikes to install, but only as long as you know their monetary value to report to the irs

  6. eviljim eviljim

    I could just return them in December, and re-steal them in January. Ha! Loophole.

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