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If you were incredibly, unbelivably rich, what is the stupidest (although, now that you’re rich it’s eccentric) thing you’d do?

I think I’d hire someone to brush my teeth for me.

Published inTrue Stories


  1. Andy Andy

    i would have a fresh pair of never been worn sock, underware, and a fresh brand new brushed cotten tshirt every morning

    each would be of exceptional quality

    I would then put the used ones in a box to give to good will

    there is nothing like deflowering a virgin sock every morning

  2. Brian Brian

    Andy, by deflower a virgin sock, I can only hope you mean putting it on your foot.

  3. Jim Jim

    You know what they say about assumptions… they make a butt out of me and someone else.

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