Today, for the first time in my reasonably-lengthy life, I was bit by an insect. Not a little mosquito bite or anything like that, a big and apparently invisible bug.

I can’t say I enjoy the sensation, it’s not very pleasant. I wouldn’t suggest getting stung if you were considering it — a quick stroll in the park, say, would probably be more enjoyable and a bit less painful.

Back to my bug — while I couldn’t see it, per se, I do know for a fact it was huge. Probably the size of my fist if not larger. This is not exaggeration — I simply know it to be true.

Shopping for an apartment is fun. I find it amazing what the swedish have accomplished with only one known tool.

Pepsi Blue is the most tasty beverage I’ve had in a long time. Seriously. For some reason someone in Ohio mailed me twelve bottles and I’m quite glad they did. The stuff won’t hit the shelves until August 5th and I now realize I must ration my 10 remaining bottles so I don’t run out before then.

Try it, really, once it comes out. You won’t regret the greatalicious flavor. (It tastes, I should mention, like blue. If you ever freebased blue, it would be this.)

Mmmmm.

We all get angry at one point or another — sure, the things that upset each of us vary, but there’s something that’s guaranteed to tick off each and every one of us.

The thing that bothers me above all else — and bear with me here, because I’m not sure if this happens to other people — is when I’ll get pissed off about something in particular… then, while still being pissed, forget completely WHY I originally got pissed off. It just bothers me beyond all belief that I HAVE a good reason to be ticked off, but just can’t remember it.

So, really, does this happen to anyone but me?