everybody tell me what your new job will be

September 17th, 2008 2 Comments »

So, it has become quite clear that the current societal structure is about to crumble, leaving us in anarchy.

What do you hope your new job will be?  I’m hoping something like a court jester or storyteller.  Like the King will call me to the dinner table, where they feast on those giant turkey legs they have at amusement parks, and I’ll tell them about heroic knights and goblins.

Yours?  Are you planning to start training for it?

i guess they don’t like palin

September 16th, 2008 No Comments »

Maybe I’ve grown more liberally sensitive and hippy since moving out to Washington, but I’m pretty sure this email I got from Best Buy is sexist.

Sexism is Bad
Sexism Picture

The best part is the woman is too stupid to even know the proper name of the washer, and simply refers to it as a thing.  Awesome.