Don’t go see Pirates of the Carribean 2: Electric Boogaloo. Instead, wait for the trailer for the third movie to come out. It’ll save you about 2 hours and 30 minutes and ten bucks.

You’re welcome.

So I tried out this new thing, Microsoft Private Folder, which lets you have these private files or something. What do I think? Every single member of the test team for this product should be fired and not allowed to work at Microsoft again.

Seriously, crappy software like this is WHY Microsoft has the reputation it has, and it pisses me off.

Here’s a screenshot of my favorite part. I’d put it in-line but it’s the widest dialog I’ve ever seen.

Serious Warning? “Left there”? Without access protection but still encrypted? This isn’t Linux, people!

Some things you just have to see to understand and believe. This note was taped to one of those little windows on my garage door. The only thing you need to prepare yourself is that this was posted on June 25th (the date on the letter), and “Ashton Park” is probably a typo for the neighborhood I sort of live in, “Ashford Park.”

Please enjoy clicking here to read the lovely note.

If you have recommendations on places to move (preferably other states), feel free to let me know.

I should also mention that my scanner has essentially blackmailed me. It refused to work, so I ordered a new scanner. When I ordered the new scanner, the old one started working again for no discernable reason. I believe the driver is parsing my emails.