So earlier today I got some shampoo in my eye. Have you done that recently? It really hurts! A lot! It still kind of stings and it’s been like 2 hours. Crazy!

This Saturday I got to see an “authentic” Lion Dance (in quotes as I suspect using authentic is not entirely appropriate as one of the lion dudes was whiter than I am)

This is the tea place Brian introduced a bunch of us to. (To which Brian introduced us). It was cool, even if they wouldn’t let me put my head in the lion’s mouth.

So the past couple days I’ve had a Coca-Cola and enjoyed it. This is kind of scary. What’s next? Brown chex?

What I always thought Leonard Cohen looked something like:

What Leonard Cohen looks like in reality:

What Leonard Cohen sounds like:

Dear IMDB,

When I click on a poster in your listings because I want to see it bigger:

And it takes me to a page which does not even HAVE the movie poster on it:

It pisses me off. Please fix that.

Thanks,
Jim