you don’t make friends with salad
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I just bought one of those memory foam mattresses. It’s nice and squishy.
Today, I was thinking about this purchase and I can’t explain why I bought it. I have enough troubles getting out of bed, I don’t need things making it more comfortable.
I need to install spikes or something.
January 8th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Have you ever seen wallace and gromit? You should do that, and then not eat cheese…
January 8th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
I really don’t think I understand the order you used those words in.
Err, “in which you used them”? “Them in which you used?”
January 9th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
“in which you used those words”
January 9th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
which
January 12th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
you could steal some spikes to install, but only as long as you know their monetary value to report to the irs
January 12th, 2006 at 10:03 pm
I could just return them in December, and re-steal them in January. Ha! Loophole.