you don’t make friends with salad

I just bought one of those memory foam mattresses. It’s nice and squishy.

Today, I was thinking about this purchase and I can’t explain why I bought it. I have enough troubles getting out of bed, I don’t need things making it more comfortable.

I need to install spikes or something.

6 Responses to you don’t make friends with salad

  1. cc says:

    Have you ever seen wallace and gromit? You should do that, and then not eat cheese…

  2. eviljim says:

    I really don’t think I understand the order you used those words in.

    Err, “in which you used them”? “Them in which you used?”

  3. shane says:

    “in which you used those words”

  4. eviljim says:

    which

  5. shane says:

    you could steal some spikes to install, but only as long as you know their monetary value to report to the irs

  6. eviljim says:

    I could just return them in December, and re-steal them in January. Ha! Loophole.

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