I just bought one of those memory foam mattresses. It’s nice and squishy.

Today, I was thinking about this purchase and I can’t explain why I bought it. I have enough troubles getting out of bed, I don’t need things making it more comfortable.

I need to install spikes or something.

From IRS Publication 525: “If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.”

It also includes details specifically for astronauts.

My cousin stayed at my place while I was back at home (she came in town to see a concert). I get back, and there is Mormon propganda in all 3 of my bathrooms.

It’s kind of weird, and weirder if you know her, as she is not a very mormon-esque person. Possibly the least mormon person next to Brian, but he just hates them because he was “stalked” by an rather hot mormon chick.