My cousin stayed at my place while I was back at home (she came in town to see a concert). I get back, and there is Mormon propganda in all 3 of my bathrooms.
It’s kind of weird, and weirder if you know her, as she is not a very mormon-esque person. Possibly the least mormon person next to Brian, but he just hates them because he was “stalked” by an rather hot mormon chick.
It’s just not fair, you know? Why couldn’t I be stalked by a rather hot Christian girl?
Well, Killer-B, Mormon doctrines are in fact well within the most commonly accepted constraints of definitive Christianity. So, unless she wasn’t rather hot (and how could that be? You’re bri-bri) you indeed were stalked by a rather hot Christian girl.