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have you heard about the new pirate corn?

While watching “Pirates of the Carribean” I noticed that in every pirate movie it ends up a sword master fighting what they assume is one who knows nothing about swordplay. They fight, the sword master narrating, and the guy who knows nothing ends up winning.

Yar, matey.

Anyway, back at school, weather is what you could describe as freezing. You would, unfortunately, be off by a factor of almost 40 degrees. -10 is not ideal walking conditions, and unfortunately I have a far-away class every day… nice.

Moving on, but still on the topic of classes, I start class bright and early at 9 AM every day. On Monday/Wednesday/Thursday I get done at noon. Around two I’ll be at home, looking around, thinking it’s far too early to have gone to class and also been home for two hours. I’m not sure if I like this or not, but it certainly is disconcerning.

And now a picture of a monkey, proudly stolen off our neighbor’s door.

(PS - It costs like a buck an ear)

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7 Responses to “have you heard about the new pirate corn?”

  1. Brian Says:

    Hey! I was going to write about the monkey! After all, I’m the one that stole it.

  2. CC Says:

    What stealing monkeys? what is this about?

  3. Anonymous Says:

    I rate it ARRR for implications of crimes of a monkey stealing nature, and bad pirate jokes.

  4. dan Says:

    Brian stole the monkey?! That seems out of character

  5. shane Says:

    yeah, brian usually steals bigger stuff, like stadiums and quarries. normally he doesn’t worry about petty thefts

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Was he intoxicated at the time? Because that would explain it.. he does odd things when he’s in that state… like Climb trees, stealing pictures of animals that also climb trees seems right up his ally in that case

  7. Jim Says:

    Surprisingly, no.

    McFarland stole the first monkey when he was intoxicated, but brian stole the 2nd monkey under clear mind the next morning.

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