ahh, yes, tasty crack cocaine
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Okay, so altoids introduces a new candy and shoves it down those mini-aisles that entangle the checkout area. The candy looks innocent enough, surely, as you can see below:
Yup, a perfectly innocent candy treat, right? Yeah, until you open it:
You see, apparently it is now legal to package, distribute, and sell sour crack conviniently placed near your checkout lane. Mmmm, crack.
October 11th, 2005 at 2:11 am
You’ve touched on something… funny or not, those containers are regulary used to transport the “real thing”. Until I read your perspective, I never realized just how much those candies really do look like “Tasty crack cocaine”.
Peace Out
October 17th, 2005 at 3:10 pm
thats not crack
November 6th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
omg dat dont look like crack i think ur on crack
November 28th, 2005 at 9:39 am
crack is tan.. not green
December 7th, 2005 at 11:31 am
trap is right yer gay
December 10th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
liek omg dewd ur sew ghey. dont u knoes wut crack lukes liek. i sm0ke
December 10th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
im joking its obviose that you werent saying that thats crack those people are stupid for calling you gay and i dont smoke crack. just strait up cocaine
December 10th, 2005 at 3:37 pm
FAGGGGG
thats fukin cNDY NOT CRACK
December 11th, 2005 at 5:46 pm
omg u guys prob think im gay but now i am seroiusly scared! iz dat craack or wat! man i eat dat shit alls da time and i want to stay healthy……pleaze tell da truth
December 15th, 2005 at 11:35 pm
Dude, hes not saying that its crack. Its a joke… Dammit… Dumbasses…
December 17th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
your all crack heads
December 21st, 2005 at 9:19 am
you guys are fucin stupid and you other guys are even more stupid. its a joke altoids look like crack but technially it doesnt look anything like crack. go in your mother room in the little pocket and compare one of those bags to these pis
December 24th, 2005 at 2:11 am
fuckin love coke
December 24th, 2005 at 2:13 am
lookin to smoke ?